"Kay Easton" wrote in message
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In article , Paul Kelly
writes


Reminds me of the old one about the Merkin visiting a Cambridge College
and
admiring the lawn:

Merkin: "Gee, what a wonderful lawn. Can you give me some tips on how I
can
get my lawn to look like this"

Porter: "It's very easy, Madam. Simple mow and roll three times a week
for
200 years and you too could have a lawn like this"

It's a nice joke, but when was the lawnmower invented? Late 19thC IIRC.
Before that, it would have been a scythe.


pedant! (;-)

pk