I don't want to hurt her, but I'm not above causing a little
discomfort (as long as she won't injure herself to avert it) or even
scaring the hell out of her (though I would probably prefer not to).

Perhaps you could lay in wait with a garden hose--wait until the cat is poised
for a deposit, and hose it into next week. Shouldn't take too many
applications.


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The US government wants the power to read citizens' email, but refuses to
defend the nation's borders. What's wrong with this picture?