On Fri, 10 Feb 2006 13:27:43 -0000, "Des Higgins"
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"Sacha" wrote in message
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On 10/2/06 11:04, in article ,
"Janet
Baraclough" wrote:

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Thanks for the advice. I will pile it up in a corner for this year as
you
say, Sacha. Now I'm off to get the ear plugs out and start up my
shredder......


Give it plenty of urine during the year, too.

He means the chipping pile, not the shredder. Peeing on machinery is
often tempting, but unlikely to improve their performance

And the very *thought* of doing it to a shredder makes even me shudder!

here, blokes have a distinct advantage as you can wee on yer shredder from a
safe distance.

Some of us can do it from a hell of a distance too )