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In article , Janet Baraclough
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Too late. The shed on wheels was invented by gardeners centuries ago;
but we found that even if you can drag it up the back steps and it fits
through the back door, the wheeled shed tends to take up too much space
in the drawing room. So we sold the patent to shepherds, and later, to
British Rail.

I've seen some people take them on holiday with them, dragging them
behind cars.

Some people spoil their garden tools something rotten. Mine never get
taken on holiday.

I take my chopper everywhere. of course, i keep it well wrapped-up, it
wouldn't do to be arraigned for possessing an offensive weapon, would
it?

--
Gru'
"Gin a body meet a body..."