Put some ibuprofen in a can of tuna. The cats will be pushing daises shortly
there after. BTW, I HATE cats. Whenever my wife isn't looking, I lock it up
in the dog kennel. The dogs go crazy. It's great to get him drunk, too. He
loves Baileys more than I do. If you cut the whiskers off, they think they
can fit through holes smaller than they are. Smoke some weed, and watch your
cat run into walls. You'll **** yourself.

"zxcvbob" wrote in message
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More than likely you will accidently poison your own dog this way. Dogs
like sweets. I don't think cats do.

If you're gonna kill something, have the balls to do it humanely and
then take the consequences.

What a loser:

Anonymo421 wrote:

As much as I dislike cats, I do feel that you should tell this guy
thatyou are laying down poison before you do it... even if the only
reason is to avoid getting the hairs sued off your butt.

I think telling him you're setting out poison is just asking to be
harassed.
It is a well known fact, however, that animals enjoy the sweet taste of
antifreeze (which is fatal). Now, old radiator hoses have been known to
leak
and tragic accidents have happened when el gato stumbled across the
delicious
puddle. This is why certain old cranks have learned to set a saucer of
antifreeze out along problem feline paths--nothing suspicious about a
cat
sucking up some spilled antifreeze. I'm not advocating anyone doing
this, but
it is one method I've heard of. I don't need to tell you about the
danger to
any small children in the area. If hosing doesn't work, I would simply
catch
it in a live trap, drive it about 100 miles away, and dump it somewhere.

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