In message , Janet Baraclough
writes

snip pompous tirade

I don't think I need say more

Then don't. People from the distant past may actually start to come
back here then.

Now, please can we get on with the gardening

The day you start posting here about gardening, I'll look out my
special recipe for cooking beebonnets.

Surely you mean Scotch bonnets? Get looking.
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June Hughes