"Garden Viking" wrote in message
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"AndyS" wrote in message
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Andy (retired engineer who just planted his first veg
garden)

Stop gardening now, before it's too late. There's no cure.


"why didn't yall come to the whatever yesterday?"
"because he was out in that damn garden all damn day that's why!"
But who is the first to take the credit on how well the place looks?
Hmmmm?



It took years, but I trained some of my ex-wife's relatives to stop the
Sunday brunch nonsense during good weather. "We're having a little brunch -
we hope to see you". Bullshit. You're more likely to see the pope in your
driveway. It took forever for these people to understand that only a
complete idiot sits around a stuffy living room eating nasty artichoke dip
and bad cake, when it's a gorgeous 70 degree Sunday in May, and a normal
person should be doing one of the two truly religious things: gardening or
fishing. :-)