Aidan Karley wrote:

I'll mention it next time I'm in the department. Or maybe I won't - I might be
asked to do the maintenance.

Why would you? You can't even manage your stuck capslock key. "or
maybe you won't", ... indeed. Somehow I don't think your very useful
around the house, Aidan.

Aidan Karley FGS
Aberdeen, Scotland,
Location: 57°10'11" N, 02°08'43" W (sub-tropical Aberdeen), 0.021233