Expert Says Hard Liquor Helps Houseplants
Andy writes:
Well, I've always been a believer in talking to my plants, but I
don't think I want to hear one start carrying on about how bad
it's life is, and a lot of bitching and moaning about dogs.
If a plant can't handle it's liquor, it shouldn't be drinking. It
should think of the seedlings -- who's going to take care of them
when it comes stumbling home from a bar, singing "amber waves
of grain", and giving the leaf (finger ?? ) to the lawnmower.....
I have a better use for hard liquor, anyways.....
:))) Andy in Eureka, Texas
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