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19-04-2006, 07:54 AM posted to uk.rec.gardening

"JANCAN" a écrit dans le message de news:
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Hello out there. I am very new to all this so I hope someone can help
me. My cat keeps pooing and weeing on my lawn. Any ideas to stop him
doing it?

take a jerrican full of esso's premium unleaded
pour gently over little moggy's back
take a box of swan vesta's
strike

poof

cessation of problem
& the bonus is, a marvellous light & sound display