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"k7vinyle" wrote in message
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Hello out there. I am very new to all this so I hope someone can help
me. My cat keeps pooing and weeing on my lawn. Any ideas to stop him
doing it?


take a jerrican full of esso's premium unleaded
pour gently over little moggy's back
take a box of swan vesta's
strike

poof

cessation of problem
& the bonus is, a marvellous light & sound display



Not tooooo much or it will burn to a cinder, after all it tastes like Rabbit
and you don't want to waste a good meal do you?

Mike