"Rupert" wrote in message
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"michael adams" wrote in message
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"Rupert" wrote in message
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The same man will gladly give you one nail, complete with
brown paper bag, FOC.

You see there are advantages to living in the "grim North"


Makes a cheap family day out, that's for sure.

A six mile walk to the hardware shop to buy a nail.

All singing as you go, no doubt.


michael adams

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My bad wording again.


Nar. Poetic licence on my part. "Buy a nail" sounded better,
that's all.


The Nail is free of charge as is the brown paper bag. That
has to be worth a 10 mile walk. :-)


And you can spend the evening making a paper aeroplane out
of the bag as well.


michael adams

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