In article , Janet Baraclough writes:
| The message
| from "Rupert \(W.Yorkshire\)" contains these words:
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| What's impracticable about wearing a skirt ?
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| Try it and see. Don't forget to wax your legs first.

You could always try wearing slightly looser skirts, you know.

| You can scoop up the front and
| use it as a carrier, waft away the greenfly, use it as a cloche etc etc.
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| Birds and bees can fly up there and wreak havoc.
| Not to mention, midges and snow.

And are much easier to get out. Bees and wasps may rarely fly up trouser
legs, but it is almost impossible to get them out without being stung
when they do.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.