Janet Baraclough wrote:
Mmmmm. yes, definitely past the sell-by date. Unfit for use, probably
contains a lot of elderly demented worms who could spread degenerative
brain diseases to local birds. Best to bag it up and place the bags by
your gate after dark. The night-soil operative will safely dispose of it
for you.
Where do you live, btw?

She's from the Cheshire countryside, has a partner, two kids, two step
daughters every other weekend, three cats (one who think he's a dog)
and two lovely jack russells.

See, I pay attention I do. Now, that night-soil operative, do you think
he comes on Wednesdays because I have a couple of bags and ....