help - blasted squirrels
"Neil" wrote in message
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Any advice on how to keep them out of the garden would be greatly
appreciated, i'm tempted to catch/trap them & put collars with bells on
them, that way i'd know when they're around.
I used to love seeing squirrels until I had a two-month running fight,
trying to get several humanely out of the loft of a bungalow I moved into,
and which they were "wrecking".
My neighbour once told me they found a squirrel in their kitchen, molesting
a coconut! i'm not joking.
Greatest laugh recently was in a London restaurant seeing on the menu,
"Stuffed Squirrel". I didn't sample it, but hope it becomes popular.
They're just cute looking, evil rats!!
skinny little things, you'll need a few for a decent meal... but i wouldn't
eat a tree rat unless i was really desperate.
GV.
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