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Move North.
We have water to spare :.(

I was digging around in a concrete post-hole today, trying to get the
remains of a rotten gatepost out. It was sopping wet despite being open
at the bottom to drain. Ah, Slopshire - not for nothing is where we live
called the Wet Mudlands.

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Skipweasel
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.