paghat wrote:
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silvasurfa wrote:
"TOM KAN PA" wrote in message
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OK, here's your dilemma of the day:
You are the President of the United States.
You've just learned that there is an asteroid headed for France that will
completely wipe out their entire country.
It is scheduled to hit about 2:30 a.m. in just two days from now.
You have enough ships and military personnel nearby that can help evacuate
their people safely, but they are on stand-by in case of war with Iraq.
Your question: do you set the VCR to record the asteroid hitting France,
or do
you stay up to watch it live?
Umm, wouldn't an asteroid big enough to completely wipe out France also
cause major devastation in Britain? And aren't Britain almost on your side?
IT'S CALLED A JOKE! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH SCIENCE! FOR THAT
MATTER IF IT WIPED OUT ALL OF FRANCE IT WOULD MOST LIKELY END MOST LIFE
AS WE KNOW IT. FINALLY IT WOULD MAKE FOR A **** POOR GROWING SEASON, SO
I GUESS THIS POST IS NOT SO FAR OFF TOPIC.
KEVIN
If it's a good joke then you can build on it with another joke. If it's a
bad joke people may well end up screaming IT'S A JOKE! in all caps &
underlined in red crayon. Some of the recent attitudes against France, for
not being pure warmongering retards like our semi-elected president, are
by now very tiresome as jokes go, so much so they may require some equally
tiresome hillbilly redneck jokes for balance. Kill them Frenchies, hyuk
hyuk. And Congress making French Fries the new symbol of Freedom. I'll be
viewing those decrepit Republican attorneys as greasy potato boys for a
long time.
The people of US have short memories so every once and a while we have
to elect a Republican administration and this time a Rep. Congress
t'Boot, just to remind ourselves how bad they are for the American Economy.
Come '04' with the enemies he making with this war, the debt, the Arctic
oil drilling, the abortion bill that just passed, and this summer you
have to look forward to, an attack on paying overtime, AND an attack on
your pensions.
If you are rallying for peace, YOU LOSS! We're going and we're going
with or without the Brits. This time next week we'll all be watching
news footage "Live from the outskirts of BAGED-DADDY"
Piles of hate-mail to Martin Sheen are pretty good jokes too. The joke
that France would be speaking German if not for the warmongering Yanks is
also pretty good, but so is the one about all Yanks sipping putrid tea &
all of us having crooked teeth & finding Benny Hill just amazingly funny
if the Frogs hadn't save our arses.
When the president & the state department wage successful propoganda
campaigns to make France our enemy, one really begins to wonder if ANY of
the propoganda about God's Personal Enemies Taken On By Bush has the least
bit of merit. The more that semi-elected retard claims his is God's
mission, the more certain I am he's a lying munchmonkey or destroyed far
too many of his braincells before getting a reign on his alcoholism.
Oh, & though it's all of it all too true, it's also a rather big joke. On us.
-paghat the ratgirl
Kevin French
and not changing my name to Kevin 'Freedom'
Screw the French