"Mindful" wrote in message
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"Mac3" wrote in message
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All of your suggestions have been very helpful, except that they haven't.
I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but it looks like I'll have to
resort to the bb gun.

It is illegal to kill birds with the exception of English Sparrows and
European Starlings, if you are in the US.


Not to worry. Your average walkin' around slob (thank you, Jean Shepherd)
couldn't hit a refrigerator with a BB gun.