****ing on compost
H Ryder writes
There is a ng devoted to the shed ethos,
which is???
Accumulation of tat or tqt (top quality tat) which may come in useful
when you get a round tuit, to be stored in a shed where you go to escape
the nastier sides of life (but never, ever actually finish any project
or 'molish' anything), and settle down with a pork pie. Unpleasantness
in avoided by using a simple cypher for certain words, so that 'work'
for example becomes jbex, and this had led to further language
developments, and interesting concepts like a 'bonsai shed' - the drawer
in the kitchen where all the pieces of string end up.
At least, that was the state of affairs a few years ago when we used to
hold shed-moots and pop-pop boat races in our garden, but undoubtedly
things have moved on a bit since then.
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Kay
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