16-02-2003, 12:51 AM
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OT - Homeland Defense - OT
In article ,
c (TOM KAN PA) wrote:
Why are Americans who have been forced to fork over hundreds of billions of
dollars for tanks, missiles and other high-tech weaponry now being told to
defend themselves with duct tape and plastic sheets?
Remember when we were told that in case of nuclear attack, we should dig a
hole, climb in the hole, place a heavy door over the hole, then shovel
dirt over the door (magically while in the hole)? There's no end to how
ridiculous their instructions can get when the government is headed up by
warmongering loonies who've never really thought any of it through.
-paghat
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"Of what are you afraid, my child?" inquired the kindly teacher.
"Oh, sir! The flowers, they are wild," replied the timid creature.
-from Peter Newell's "Wild Flowers"
See the Garden of Paghat the Ratgirl: http://www.paghat.com/
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