"Alan Holmes" wrote in message
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"Nick Maclaren" wrote in message
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In article ,
Chris Bacon writes:
| George.com wrote:
| A question for those who **** on their compost heap.
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| Please don't be vulgar, George.com.

This is uk.rec.gardening. We call a spade a spade. You may prefer
to call it micturation, but ****ing is something that we all do every
day. And many of us **** on our compost heaps :-)

I sometimes collect it in a bucket if I'm having to get up several times
during the night, then make an early morning trip to the compost heap!

Alan


Moving your bed nearer the compost heap or vice versa would help:-)