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25-06-2006, 05:25 AM posted to alt.cats,rec.gardens

wrote:
I want some kittens, so I dug a hole and planted my cat in the garden
yesterday. How long will it take before the kittens sprout? I cant
wait to see them growing in my garden.

Lucy

Last year a friend of mine buried her cat in the garden.
This spring here is what she found growing the

cat's claws
cat's ears
cat's paws
cat's whiskers
and cat tails!
There were no kittens, sorry.

mle