"Mike" wrote in message
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"Phil L" wrote in message
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John wrote:
How can I stop dogs poohing on my lawn, short of putting gates on the
entry drive and exit path?

Put up a sign saying, 'please don't shit on the grass'



:-)))))

Brilliant !!!!

But regret that the pun will go over the heads of many on this newsgroup
and
you may have to explain :-))

I don't mind admitting that it went over my head - please explain!