Guy Fawkes both wrote:

I'd bring back the stocks for starters.


Maybe if you were put in the stocks and ****ed over by your teen girlfriend,
you might be able to get a hard on?

LOL reminds me of when I lived at Somerset, the local college was
called
Somerset College of Art and Technology or its better known acronym of
SCAT...

Oh yes... You forgot uk.rec.gardening