Carl 1 Lucky Texan wrote in news:Kdvzg.54$%j7.6
@newssvr29.news.prodigy.net:

fudge wrote:

Uh........ pick up chain saw. Cut down tree. Cost, $000.00

Farmer John



Idiot drops tree on neighbor's house, gets sued, can't pay , gets in
fight with neighbor, paralyzes neighbor, gets sent to
pound-me-in-the-ass prison = PRICELESS!


Carl

REALLY.

Nevermind the other scenerio where idiot tries sawing through the trunk
of a 40' tree and the chainsaw goes insane and cuts a major neck and/or
leg artery and idiot bleeds out before anyone can even dial 9-1...