KW wrote:

( If you have a singing fish mounted in at least three rooms
of your house, you might live in Eureka, Texas )

^^^^^^^^
Yeah, but which Eureka, TX???....There's 3 of'em :-)

Also, well placed .243 works wonders at dissuading wild pigs, and deer for
that matter, from further crop damage.

KW

Andy responds:

I am in the UPPER CLASS Eureka, Texas... With a population of 350,
and NO FOREIGNERS, we are very selective of our neighbors and our
ammunition......

I don't have a .243 and don't feel like staying up past Jay Leno to
shoot
the little buggers..... Wild pigs are very hard to dissuade. They
trot back
and forth, here, during the day..... Heck, I don't want to shoot
them, ...
.... I just want them to stay away from my cucumbers...........

Andy in Eureka, Texas

( If you have three neighbors, all claiming to be Elvis Presley,
you might live in Eureka, Texas )