bizbee wrote:

On 13 Aug 2006 14:50:01 -0700 in
. com, "Mean Mr
Mustard" graced the world with this thought:

Look fake, poisonous and manufactured by Chem-Lawn. Gimme clovers,
dandelions, mole trails, grub damage and moss any day.

His house is probably the same too!
Ah, listen! The call of the guy that's too lazy to take care of his
lawn..!