SHINEY DIAMOND wrote:
(THE FASTEST SHIT HEAP IN THE WEST)

Ah yes, I remember the tune well. It went
Dah dah de daa dah, dah de dah de dah de dah de dah de dah.

The only instrument that I could play at the time (a Banjo Ukelele)
went like this. Boinb plink plink boink plinky dahdee dah!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd have flattered myself by calling it damn close.

Both Benny and Viv would have been equally proud of your contribution
SD.

PS can you kindly remember to include uk.rec.gardening
in all cross posts.