Hi there, Bunt's the name and milk floats
is me game (even without VAT added!)

You might remember me from "Frauds R Us"
trading as "Have An ISP Over to scam
£100k while getting erections looking at
12 year olds"...

No ? Never mind......

Being a clever cunning sort of guy I'm
welding (well trying to weld actually)
a Lister engine on the back of the float
so that I can charge the batteries as I
drive along.

"Eh WHY NOT!!!!!?" I thought to myself
after hearing the story of Topsy the
Elephant.

All I have to do is get a cheap Chrinese
ELECTRIC CHAIR and bolt that onto my milk
float and I don't have to bother with
courts. I Just drive to their address
and invite them to have a seat!

Now where can I get a 138DC to a much
higher voltage convertor to complete ny
cunning plan?.....

Will swap for large collection of illegal
MP3's or blow up rubber doll.