Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Victor Faraday
) made the light shine upon us with this:

You sound like that video with Kirk Cameron and his sidekick explaining
how
bananas were created to perfectly fit into a human hand. LOL. I can name
a few other things that were probably not created to fit into a human
hand,
but nonetheless do.

Was there a companion video demonstrating the cucumber's design
and fit in relation to girls? What a clever old perv that "creator" is!