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Old 19-08-2006, 08:57 AM posted to uk.local.isle-of-wight,uk.rec.gardening
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"Fisherman" wrote in message
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Id like to know ---

Id like to know why you get into so many navy groups when you werent ever

a
real sailor - just a cushy shore berth and a few trips round the bay.

Id like to know why you get involved with RAF groups when you werent ever

in
the RAF.
Is that because you cant make friends in the ordinary way?

Id like to know why you always argue with everyone on the IoW newsgroup

and
the southwest newsgroup and noone there has a good word to say for you.

Id like to know why you always argue with everyone on the gardening
newsgroup and you are very rude to the women there and noone there has a
good word to say for you.

Id like to know why you go on any newsgroup at all when you have no

friends
on them.

Id like to know why you never listen to anyones advice or opinion.

Id like to know why you think you know better than everybody else in the
whole world about every subject in the whole world.

Id like to know why you tell lies to make yourself look more important.

Id like to know why you think you are so important when you have never

done
anything useful in your life and you live in that crummy old cottage in
Lake.

Id like to know how you explain to yourself why you are hated by

everybody.

Well Mr Crow what are your answers?


Its because £7 is paid to Mike Crowe for every subscription, so the more
areas he can cover the more cruises he can go on... simple.