Steve Sheldon wrote:
If you regularly
get down and dirty in the garden we need to hear from you.

**Misplaced slang alert** "Get down and dirty" was common parlance in
1970s disco circles, and related to acts of a pseudo-erotic nature.

At least, I hope it is misplaced slang. We don't want to see
titchmarsh up to that sort of thing again, surely?