Uncle Marvo wrote:
Everyone says that ...
A Computer Programmer doesn't "use" computers necessarily, they make
programs for other people to use.
I know nought of Word, Excel, Access, and all those things. Nor newsgroups.
Nor gardening, come to that :-)

LOL! Uncle, you're priceless. But it's best for everyone to stay within
the fences of urg, snug and comfy and only invite people with a
penchant for nature.