In article . com, La
Puce writes


Heard this one the other day: what do you call a french man wearing
sandals?

Phillipe Flop.


I'd like to say that almost made up for the recent grief.[1] I'd like
to, but I can't - and its not the joke's fault. It was quite close
though.


[1] This post was prepared with the intention of not irritating,
angering or otherwise antagonising any of the participants in said
grief, whosoever they may be.[2] No genetically modified opinions were
used and no thoughts were harmed in the process. However, it was
prepared in a mind that some might consider [contains] nuts


[2] Although this may well be a vain hope

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regards andyw