On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:39:34 +0100, Jane wrote
(in article ):

"Broadback" wrote
Buy a good paper shredder, shred all your
confidential documents and any other paper, then use the shreddings to
mix with the grass.

Just don't do what I did and shred your original birth certificate a few
days before you urgently need a new passport!


Reminds me of many years ago when someone went into a neighbouring office to
take a copy of something, waited patiently and eventually asked where the
copy came out. You've guessed it - he'd fed his document into the shredder
instead of the copier. Was his face red!




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