"Janet Baraclough" wrote
"Uncle Marvo"

carbon carbon carbon ...
grrrrrr.
:-)

Oh, you're one of those purists who only uses cotton.... made from
non-imported, native cotton plants grown in Grimsby, which you comb,
spin and weave by hand on your boat. Which reminds me, you haven't
mentioned what fuel you use for frequent canal and river cruises, ferry
and plane trips to Spain etc? Or anything about the carbon expended
fetching tobacco to process those 6000 carbon-emitting cigarettes you
brought back , in a car, on a boat?

Good man Marvo. Not only a master of lightning wit, backchat and repartee
but also a contraband smuggler (and cheap tobacco to boot).

rob