"David (in Normandy)" wrote in
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"Julian" wrote in message
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It's magnetism. Plant according to the earths magnetic field and you
will
get better yields. Align your rows according to the local magnetic
field.

A few animal sacrifices and dancing naked virgins would probably help too,
while of course remembering to plant in conjunction with the phase of the
moon ;-)

I am planting onions today. Is there anything in particular i should chant?

Tim W