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Old 01-10-2006, 12:35 PM posted to uk.rec.gardening
Rhiannon S Rhiannon S is offline
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Default Why plant veg in rows?


"Tim W" wrote in message
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"David (in Normandy)" wrote in
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"Julian" wrote in message
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It's magnetism. Plant according to the earths magnetic field and you

will
get better yields. Align your rows according to the local magnetic

field.

A few animal sacrifices and dancing naked virgins would probably help

too,
while of course remembering to plant in conjunction with the phase of

the
moon ;-)

I am planting onions today. Is there anything in particular i should

chant?


"Ia, Ia Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" should do the
trick. )
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