Linda H wrote:
meeee wrote:

would a copper-enhanced tomato plant attached to your hard drive
attract too much static during storms?? Some kind of fuse would be
needed, IMO. In case of uncontrollable tomato power surge. Although
then you could call it the built-in fried tomato option. And charge
extra. And you'd also have to farm out the Tomato Tech helpline to
India or Russia or somewhere Tomatoes don't grow...although they'd
have very helpful manuals I'm sure....



Storms? Lightning bolts? Uh-oh, look-out! You and Johnno have created
Frankenroma!
Oh yes, the Frankenroma, able to resist all kinds of wilt, without the
use of viagra, scaring, the pants of everyone without caring, ro(a)ming
the streets of your local village being Frank and Roma at the same time,
a new kind of sex, never believed to have existed before. This twisted
tomato is without equal. Being raised using hydrophonics it is
nevertheless dependent on artificial fertiliser, and attracted heavily
to recycled sewage. This gives it the smell off one million dunnies. The
blowflies are gathering, only to be fooled into fertilising the
frankenroma flower... Be very very scared.

Only on Australia...for now. Showing at the Don Burke stand in
Melbourne. Hey, that smell aint the frankenroma, that's Don Burke.