"La Puce" wrote in message
ups.com...

I have an RHS2, a Permaculture Design Certificate, I've been accepted
at a landscape garden design course and I've been gardening since I'm
*this* high.

Fairly vulgar behaviour Puce and not really qualifications to boast about.
There are people on this newsgroup who are highly respected
horticulturalists who have never mention their impeccable qualifications