"Sacha" wrote in message
, "Farm1"
please@askifyouwannaknow wrote:

She short a few kangaroos in the paddock, a few tinnies short of a
party, and hasn't got all her chairs at home.

Haven't heard those before! The Italian equivalent is "he's missing
a few
Fridays", which is a really weird one.

I like that one. One of my favourite expressions for an ugly person
is "head like a seagoing tadpole".