On Fri, 13 Oct 2006 21:44:31 +1000, "Farm1" please@askifyouwannaknow
wrote and included this (or some of this):

"David in Normandy" wrote in message

1) Face like a sack full of spanners.

2) Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

:-)) The one about the bulldog is simply wonderful.

Another of my favourites for a particular posterior is:
An arse like a sack full of ferrets.

I like "Two puppies fighting in a sack" as a compliment to a
well-endowed chest.

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