"Sacha" wrote in message
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On 12/10/06 21:10, in article ,
"Alan Holmes" wrote:


"Sacha" wrote in message
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On 12/10/06 09:19, in article
, "Mary Fisher"
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"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message
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I say, I didn't know you were that upper class, to have a cook, do
you
have
a gardener and butler as well?

It would be very vulgar of one to boast about one's social class.

Quite. But of course the marzipan fruits are only made by the
pastrycook,
the others haven't time for such fripperies.

Sigh.....the one thing I've always wanted! ;-)

A pastry cook?

That would be a start. But a cook - just a cook. It's never going to
happen but...........

I can cook, take chips out of freezer, put in oven, wait until they change
colour to black, take them out and eat as much as you can without breaking
your teeth!

Alan