"Jangchub" wrote in message
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On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 23:14:29 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:


Slacker. Build him a little ramp, you lazy sack o' shit! It should be
hinged
at the top, like a floating dock, in case the level of the pool varies.


He has a ramp, but he's a FROG and hasn't always been able to figure
that out.

Duh. You have to put up a sign explaining the ramp.

Funny story: In college, the cafeteria had a sign on the door saying "No
Dogs in Cafeteria". But, when lots of people were entering, the door would
be held open much of the time, and dogs would sneak in anyway. The old lady
who checked our meal cards at the door got really upset about it one day. My
roommate, who was quite stoned at the moment, told her she needed to move
the sign lower on the door so the dogs could read it. When we came back the
next day, the sign had been moved.