George
I seem to have you rattled!
Two posts when one was directed to Larry!
My!
You really want to get out more you little ****!

My cat is fast a sleep on my bed and has been so since 14.00!

I have a cat that never scratches my antique leather suite, or my wool
berber carpet or anything else for that matter! He might be, as you claim,
the best behaved cat in the World!
Should I contact The Guinness Book of Records George?

Or should you get out more instead of mouthing off on this NG?

The only thing I worry about, when I'm not home, is some ****, just like
you, shooting my cat with an air rifle; because then I would have to go to
jail, for life, after I had killed some ****, just like you George, with my
bare hands!

"Gorgeous George" wrote in message
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On Sat, 22 Mar 2003 14:54:51 -0000, "Little Badger"
wrote:


"Gorgeous George" wrote in message
news
On Sat, 22 Mar 2003 11:23:26 -0000, "Little Badger"
wrote:

My cat sleeps on the bottom of my bed all night and is locked in!

My cat has a sand pit in my garden where he goes to the toilet!

My cat is tagged and neutered (got him from a rescue centre)!

He has a red leather collar with a bell on!

Going good so far.

When I am at work he spends most of the time either in my warm
greenhouse
or
in my house which he enters through one of my numerous cat flaps and
these
places is where I usually find him when I come home from work,
shopping,
washing the car etc!

So he can come and go at will, destroy wildlife at will and shit on
peoples gardens at will. Are you really so naive as to believe your
cat does none of the abive when you are not there? (abive? Is that a
spelling mistake?)

Um! Already said he has a sand pit to go to the toilet in! He goes first
thing in the morning and I have not seen him do it again unless he is
sick!
If he is sick he goes in his sand pit again! Are you reading my post or
are
you purposely skipping certain parts of it?

Um! are you really so stupid as to believe that crap? You have the
best behaved cat in the world who never ventures out of the garden,
locks itself in the greenhouse and sunbathes until it's naive owner
comes home to wipe it's arse?

No my cat can't lock himself in the greenhouse, he doesn't have hands! You
prat!

Does it put the milk bottles out too!

I tend to buy six pint milk containers from Sainsburys! Prat!


You sure it's a cat and not a tortoise you have?

The last time I checked he was a cat! Even my vet said so! You dick head!


So am I a responsible cat owner George?

Far better then most.

Maybe you should gather more facts before spouting off?

Maybe you should try reading what you respond to first. Tell me which
part, tell us all which part of my post is incorrect. (OK!)


I take it that your cat is out and about and more than likely in
other
people's gardens whilst you are at work? (Too busy either sleeping
or
keeping cats out of his own garden actually!)

Sadly that would be an accurate picture of the majority of
irresponsible cat owners, and then again left out all night. (See
above
which makes you incorrect again!)

THAT is why people hate cats. Those who claim to 'own' them don't
give
a
toss where they crap as long as it is not 'in their back yard' (If
I
did not give a toss where he goes to the toilet I wouldn't have made him
a
sand pit!)

All of the above is incorrect! Happy now that I have pointed it out to
you?

You have merely pointed out what a naive fool you are, or you think us
extremely naive.

No! I think you are an irritaing **** with so much time on your hands that
you don't know what to do with it all! Why do you insist on claiming that
your views are everyone elses views to? Why do you say things like 'us' and
'we' when it is all your pathetic views?

Going to do some gardening now! You want to get out more George!

I should think so, try it a little more often you may actually see
your cat doing what all cats do.

Um! He's currently sleeping on my bed but he'll soon be up to be fed. Then
he will play with his toys in my living room, like he does every night! And
then he will sleep next to me on my leather sofa, like he does every night!
And then he'll come up and sleep on the bottom of my bed as usual!

As you can see he does damn sight more than you do in a day George and he's
a lot less irritating than you!

You've been flaming people on this NG for some time, well it's pay back time
you little ****!

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