Martin wrote:
before becoming a sweetie in a salon? :-)

That my friend is not for this forum. Let just say that life is indeed
quite long for some it seems ;o)

I thought you had made it up, but it is all there at
http://www.bbc.co.uk/gardening/tv_an...ml#andre_smith

I never lie, any colour of lie either. I tell it like it is. And yes,
I've been slapped a couple of times.