"John Savage" wrote in message
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"Geoff & Heather" writes:
Try grass :-)

But stoned goats might come to the notice of the RSPCA.

Try concrete gnomes. Drought resistant, too.
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John Savage (my news address is not valid for email)

LMAO....and does Bunnings sell these Goat-proof, Drought Resistant Garden
gnomes??