Sorry I'll ignore you later!
I've got to go to the cinema for a late night showing!

May I recommend you get out more yourself? Virgin!

Badger


"Gorgeous George" wrote in message
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On Sat, 22 Mar 2003 21:12:47 -0000, "Little Badger"
wrote:


"Gorgeous George" wrote in message
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On Sat, 22 Mar 2003 20:54:10 -0000, "Little Badger"
wrote:


"Gorgeous George" wrote in message
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On Sat, 22 Mar 2003 18:57:33 -0000, "Little Badger"
wrote:

George
I seem to have you rattled!

Lets get one thing straight. I never ever get rattled, everything I
do
is cool, calculated and for deliberate effect. Many have claimed to
have got the better of me, many have tried to rattle me, it just
hasnt
happened.

So don't flatter yourself old chum.

You're rattled bid time!

I never bid on losers.

What you don't ever favour yourself?

I'm a surefire winner, odds on all the time.

Two posts when one was directed to Larry!
My!

I don't care who a post is for, on a public forum I can stick my
beak
in when and wherever I so wish.

You do often! Nosey irritating person that you are!

Nice to know I have maximum effect.

No! It's nice to know you realise you are a ****!

Ouch. That may have worked in playschool sunshine, but trust me when I
say it has no effect here.

You really want to get out more you little ****!

Oh dear now who's rattled? what next, you'll come and give me a
kicking? maggot shit.

My cat is fast a sleep on my bed and has been so since 14.00!

Good, so at least he isn't killing wildlife or shitting in someone
elses garden. Whats wrong with that?

He has a sand pit! How many more times you ignorant idiot?

I don't care if he has a gravel pit dopey, he still wanders all around
the area, that's what cats do. except yours of course!!

What you wander around and shit in peoples gardens after you've been in
the
morning?

I have more dumps then a horse each day, I have to, I thrive on
bullshit here all the time.

How many times? He has a sand pit and he goes in that! Are you
really so ignorant that you can't understand? Dick head!

Ouch again....you can be so cruel for a cuddly teddy bear.


Bullshit. So you have a cat that knows how to use a bucket and spade,
so what!

I do that bit when he's been in his sand pit! You really are a **** arn't
you?

You mean you play in the shit box too? oh dear.


I have a cat that never scratches my antique leather suite, or my
wool
berber carpet or anything else for that matter! He might be, as you
claim,
the best behaved cat in the World!

Hooray for that. I never doubted it was possible. The question posed
was that most cat owners couldnt give a crap.

Should I contact The Guinness Book of Records George?

Contact the Queen mum for all I care, do they do seances in your
area?

Or should you get out more instead of mouthing off on this NG?

This is easy, I have plenty of time for a real life and to tackle
****s on newsgroups.

But you are the **** on this NG!

I can safely say you have now been given that title, with honours.

But no one likes you! I bet even your family likes you! You're a virgin
arn't you?

Correct except the virgin bit, I know what it's like to f*ck, that's
what I have been doing to you all day.

The only thing I worry about, when I'm not home, is some ****, just
like
you, shooting my cat with an air rifle;

Well that just goes to show how you are such a prat getting your
knickers in a twist over completely the wrong reasons.

If I caught anyone harming any animal with a gun or otherwise, I
would
kick their arse from here to kingdom come, claim they fell and then
drag them up the old bill shop.

You're so caring and sensitive! I think not!

Like your opinion matters. Correct me if I am wrong.

I will you ****! You want to get out more loser!

Ouch again, you can just be soo cruel, you big girls blouse.

Hey Dick Maclaren, whatever happened to the competition?
No wonder you had such a free rein here.



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