JennyC wrote:
http://www.goma.demon.co.uk/garden/gardenselect.html

Ah, the chap watering his garden in the rain reminds me of an ex near
neighbour, everyone around called him "Oddjobs". We were amused one
rainy day to see him out watering his lawn with a watering can whilst
his wife followed him with an umbrella. When asked he said he was
following the instructions on some lawn liquid weed and feed, which said
apply while grass is wet. Well was he right or wrong? It gave us all a
laugh anyway.