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Old 08-12-2006, 08:43 PM posted to uk.rec.gardening
Vicky Bollard Vicky Bollard is offline
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Default Alan Holmes?


On 8-Dec-2006, "Ophelia" told lies about me when they
said:

"STIYPASI" no.mail@ddress wrote in message
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Is it true that Alan Holmes is actually "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" and he
was once prosecuted for fellating a donkey on Blackpool prom?


No!


Yeah but no but yeah but no cos Ofeelya is defiantly right cos it wasn't a
donkey but it was a jenny and he never felled it but he did cunnything it
like with it being a lady.

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Vicky Pee who could do with a bit of that old Holmes tongue right now!
Gedditt??

"Yeah but no but yeah but no but..., Oh my god! I soooo can't believe you
just said that! ..."

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